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North Carolina Restaurant Serves Up Tarantula Burgers

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North Carolina Restaurant Serves Up Tarantula Burgers
A North Carolina restaurant is doing everything they can to make sure that I never eat there. They have a nasty creation available to a few ‘lucky’ customers in the form of a tarantula-topped burger. Durham’s Bull City Burger and Brewery are having their annual ‘Exotic Meats Month.’ Exotic my arse!

The rotating menu has rabbit, python, camel, and a spider burger. First, you have to enter a raffle and, if your number be pulled, you have 48 hours to claim your spot at the spider table. If you eat the whole thing, you get a t-shirt.

Uhhhhhh. No thanks, I own several T-Shirts already.

Crocheted Cowburger Amigurumi

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crocheted cow burger
This cowburger amigurumi looks delicious. He’s on a sesame seed bun and everything. He even has a nice blanket of cheese on top, oozing over him and keeping him warm. I’d eat this guy in one bite. In fact, I’m pretty sure you can get this from Burger King’s secret menu. Just ask for “the whole moo-moo”. You’ll hear some moans and screams as it is being turn away from it’s mother, followed by a thud as it is slapped down into the bun.

Hold him tight and don’t let him escape by jiggling those buns. On the plus side, he makes his own secret sauce. Ewww!
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