This Fish In A Bag Soap is supposed to look like those fish you win at a carnival that die as soon as you get home and put it in the tank. Of course, the last time that happened it was entirely my fault. Fish flakes/fish sticks? How do I know what they eat? It’s not like I’m friggin’ Aquaman over here.
Be right back! Okay I’m back. Had to remove another floater from the tank. No, not another dead fish. The crapper won’t flush. It’s cool. Just tossed it outside so I can blame the neighbor’s dog later. Aren’t you glad you don’t live by me? Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, fish in a bag. It’s a fun way to keep clean. If you’re a weirdo. Which I am.
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