I can’t think of a better way to death-cessorize, than to wear this cool Coffin Belt Buckle. I don’t know if this chick is a vampire or if she just met an unfortunate end, but she looks good. The coffin even has a little window so she can look out and enjoy the scenery aka dirt. That is one sweet belt buckle peeps.
Tag: creepy
Fork Used By The Donner Party
Pro tip: Always keep your ears clean and listen carefully. I once thought I was invited to a dinner party, but that wasn’t the deal. Ohhhhh. You said Donner party. What’s that? Oh really? Cool. I just remembered I have to to go now… Luckily I wasn’t the main course that night.
Anyway, if you want a special keepsake from the actual Donner party, you can buy this fork. It is said to be a fork used at the actual feast that night. Seems legit to me. Some guy snuck onto the actual site where the deed occurred and used a metal detector to find utensil. The glass should probably read, “Break in case of extreme hunger.”
10 Foot Tall Female Aliens Caught On Camera In The Kremlin
This is supposedly 2 female aliens in the Kremlin back entrance. Seems legit to me. Tall pinkish/purplish aliens always wear stripper shoes when infiltrating Earth’s various governments. It is known. How do you think they hypnotise our leaders? On the pole. That’s how.
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So Robots Are Exercising Now
You know how it is. Every New Years eve humans make resolutions to go to the gym and vow never to be lard-butts again, then they go work out on January 1st and realize it isn’t so bad being a lard-butt. Meanwhile, robots are exercising so they can all take us in a fight. These robots be gettin’ them gains son! Doing sit-ups, push-ups and looking creepy AF. Try not to be weirded out as you watch these robots workout. I’m not scared. Come at me bro! Come at me! I’m effin’ ripped bro. Just ripped my pants! Oh man, I’m winded. Also having trouble getting out of this chair, which seems to be getting smaller everyday. My heart is really racing guys. Whew. Just gonna have a twinkie and calm down. Oh that’s better. You win this one Terminator.
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Skeleton Hand Napkin Holder
Unhand my napkins you bony biatch! Seriously though, this Skeleton Hand Napkin Holder will come in handy at dinner time. It takes a very hands on approach. It’s doing a great job, so everybody give it a hand. Okay, enough hand jokes. I’ve said the word hand so many times that you would think I was getting paid to say it. Like I got a hand job or something. Well, that didn’t sound right. I’m just gonna quit while I’m ahead. Enjoy your awesome new napkin holder.