Krampus Holiday Cards Set

Krampus Greeting Cards Set
Hey everybody. It’s Krampus! You don’t wanna mess with him. He steals kids during Christmas and beats them and stuffs them in sacks or something. He’s a real SOB if ya know what I mean. So is my grandpa, which is why we call him Grampus. We only see him once during the holidays and someone always ends up beaten with a stick and stuffed in a sack as gramps struggles to drag that kicking sack down to the river. But that’s another story. I’m here to talk about holiday cheer and nothing says happy holidays like getting a card from this Krampus Greeting Cards Set. Aw, Krampus you shouldn’t have. You get 20 assorted cards in a cool deluxe tin. Not a sack. Thank God. This Krampus Holiday Cards Set spreads cheer and fear this holiday season. And if you love yourself some Krampus, check out the Krampus Night Light too.

So get into the spirit of the holidays and celebrate with Krampus. Fun fact: I used to think Krampus was a monster that possessed my girlfriend once a month, but it turns out that those cramps are a whole nother evil. I’d rather face Krampus than that beast.

Edgar Allan Poe Deluxe Notecard Set

Edgar Allan Poe Deluxe Notecard Set
We think this Edgar Allen Poe Deluxe Notecard Set is absolutely awesome. Your days of handwriting a letter can now be Nevermore. The set comes with a Keepsake Box that has a magnetic closure, to hide away all of your deepest darkest thoughts. It also includes a 192 page, ruled pocket journal with Poe’s name embossed in foil on the front.

While some of Poe’s works can be considered creepy, this set has more of the romantic side of the man in mind. Perfect for your bloody Valentine. Also included in the kit are four cards with the following designs: Nevermore, You Fancy Me Mad, We Loved Him with a Love That Was More Than Love, and All That We See or Seem is But a Dream Within a Dream.

Equally disturbing and sweet, you can write to your hearts content or just once, upon a midnight dreary.

Elvira Christmas Deluxe Maquette Statue

Elvira Christmas Deluxe Maquette Statue
Check out this Elvira Christmas Deluxe Maquette Statue. If that’s what Santa looks like, I’m signing up as an elf and making toys all year long. And staring at boobs. Gonna do lots of staring at boobs. And accidentally brushing up against them when I show her my toys. Va va voom! Know what I’m saying? I’m so on the naughty list. You better spank me Mistress Santa. It’s what I deserve.