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No Shame In This Domain: DowneyCriminalAttorney.com

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DowneycriminalattorneyRobert Downey Jr. is a rough and tumble cop who gets the job done. His boss is ready to throw the book at him. His wife is ready to throw divorce papers at him. And the whole city is throwing nothing but trouble his way. If he can just make it two weeks until retirement, he can rest easy. But first he has to go undercover as DOWNEY CRIMINAL ATTORNEY. Coming this summer.

Make the movie. Then buy this domain. You are welcome Hollywood!

Totally worth the $7,995. asking price from Ebay. Look at that awesome pic the seller made!

Zombieapocalypse.com Will Be Down During The Actual Zombie Apocalypse

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zombiedomainOwn Zombieapocalypse.com for $50,000.00. That is one sweet domain name. I’m gonna buy it and put up all kinds of Zombie survival tips on it and ways to kill the various undead who are trying to eat your brain and chew on your liver.

Wait, what? We aren’t expecting to actually have any internet during the Zombie apocalypse? Like, no Wi-Fi or anything? That reminds me of the night that tree knocked the power out on my block for like 2 hours. I’ll never forget the look in the rescuer’s eyes as his flashlight penetrated the night and he pulled me out from my nerd nest of open comic books and Cheeto’s bags. I was all huddled in a ball, too traumatized to do more than raise my head toward this sweet angel of mercy. I’ll never forget that shadowed face or his gentle and caring words. “Hey nerd. Get an effing grip! The power’s been up for an hour now! Now get off of my lawn! And take all of this s*it with ya.”

It’s amazing how we all come together in times of crisis.*tear sliding down my cheek* I just need a minute.

Domain Name Gold: FUhotdogs.com

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fuhotdogsNow is your chance to get in on this once in a lifetime opportunity and buy a domain name that really rocks. FUhotdogs.com. The possibilities are endless. I would review hot dogs from all over the country and the ones I don’t like would go onto that website, where I would say to them FU Hot Dogs. You suck. You were terrible. It had way too much relish and not enough factory filth.

Other than that you could probably just use it to rant and rave against hot dogs. FU Hot Dogs. FU. I hate how fat you have made me. They are delicious, even if they are basically a pig factory’s compost pile turned into logs. This domain will cost you $2,000. on ebay. Seriously, FU Hot Dogs!