The hash is a smash! You’ve used it on social media. You have abused it. Now you can be one with the hashtag. Or, you know, just use it to play tic-tac-toe on yourself.
Hey, it beats skin tags. It also beats a rashtag. It’s the all around super smash tag. Wear it with the wrong colors and it’s a clash tag. Share it, wear it, get on social media and declare it!
Disclaimer: I’m really not that excited about this costume, which is basically four strips of fabric, but I had like 4 lattes and a bag of oreos so even Dr. Phil felt awesome today. I kept swearing it was up for an Emmy until I sugar crashed and woke up to The View. I screamed and passed out again.
Robert Downey Jr. is a rough and tumble cop who gets the job done. His boss is ready to throw the book at him. His wife is ready to throw divorce papers at him. And the whole city is throwing nothing but trouble his way. If he can just make it two weeks until retirement, he can rest easy. But first he has to go undercover as DOWNEY CRIMINAL ATTORNEY. Coming this summer.
Now is your chance to get in on this once in a lifetime opportunity and buy a domain name that really rocks. FUhotdogs.com. The possibilities are endless. I would review hot dogs from all over the country and the ones I don’t like would go onto that website, where I would say to them FU Hot Dogs. You suck. You were terrible. It had way too much relish and not enough factory filth.