This Life-Sized Skeleton Is A Pencil That Draws Itself to Death

This Life-Sized Skeleton Is A Pencil That Draws Itself to Death
This is a life sized skeleton that is basically one giant pencil that is shaking around on a piece of paper, until it decomposes itself or rubs itself into nothing. It is from artist Agelio Batle and is called Ash Dancer. More like ass dancer! Am I right? Look him gyrate. Look at him vibrate! He has the moves baby! *High five* Ah, you got graphite all over my hand! Whatevs! Get down with your bad self.

After its gone and he is no more, the skeleton’s smudge-y creations will remain. Which is coincidentally what they say about me and this blog.
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Weird Al-O-Saurus Framed Original Drawing

weird alCheck out this Weird Al drawing. He’s half man, half dinosaur, but all white and nerdy. $225 on Etsy? Damn son. I can get all up in paint shop and crack one of these bad boys out in like 5 minutes. Okay, if I did it, it would be in crayon, but I know people who can use paint shop.

My mom goes to the paint shop all the time to match the colors on the walls. Cause I’m always swinging lightsabers and knocking off paint chips like they were Sith Lords. Mom calls me Obi-Wan-You-Owe-Me. Cause I owe her for the walls. Whatevs. Bill me sucka. And by bill me, I mean Bill Cosby. As in, “Mom, get me a pudding pop!”

Original Flappy Bird Drawing For $1,000

Flappy Bird drawingScore. You may not be able to clear the first pipe, but now you can display some fine Flappy Bird art in your home. You know, Flappy Bird. That game that was hot for like a week, that no one could beat and then 2 days later, we all moved on to something else? Yeah that game.

This original Flappy Bird Drawing was hand drawn. This isn’t some reprint or copy. It was hand drawn in pencil. The funds will go toward this dude’s college education. Because right now he spells it “collage” in the eBay article. No lie. Go ahead. Help the kid out so that he won’t have to draw Flappy Birds for money.