This adorable Universal Monsters Pen Holder is going to look great on my desk. It has cute versions of Frankenstein, Wolfman, the Bride and Count Dracula, who says, “I vant to hold your pens!” Although his accent makes it sound like he said penis, so bonus laughs for that. You can find him doing stand up on the Transylvania circuit. Sure, you could use it for your peen, I guess, but not recommended. You should never stick it in a box full of monsters. Sticks to pens and pencils.
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This Life-Sized Skeleton Is A Pencil That Draws Itself to Death
This is a life sized skeleton that is basically one giant pencil that is shaking around on a piece of paper, until it decomposes itself or rubs itself into nothing. It is from artist Agelio Batle and is called Ash Dancer. More like ass dancer! Am I right? Look him gyrate. Look at him vibrate! He has the moves baby! *High five* Ah, you got graphite all over my hand! Whatevs! Get down with your bad self.
After its gone and he is no more, the skeleton’s smudge-y creations will remain. Which is coincidentally what they say about me and this blog.
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Fill ‘Em Full Of Lead With The Zombie Pencil/Pen Holder
Man this feels so good! I killed my first zombie. Take that you undead puke! Just filled him full of lead! *You shot him?* Well, I stabbed him with my pencil. *You’re an idiot!*
Yeah, well you don’t have a zombie corpse on your desk. I’m a stone cold killer! I am the man! I am slightly afraid to remove the pencil though. Can you do it? He might bite my finger. *Why, is his name Charlie?* Haha, you’re funny! Thank you Mister voice in my head. Thank you for teaching me how to love and laugh again!
Monster Pencil Holders
These pencil holders from Morgan’s Mutations will make your desk a terrifying place. But at least your pencils will be organized and stabbed into the heads of these grotesque monstrosities. The ones with the long tongues are especially scary. Get your number 2 pencils and your nightmares ready!
Use it to hold pencils, pens, anything that needs tidying up on your desk. It will also store and feed off of your fear, but I think that’s pretty obvious. These are great if you have a pen thief in the office. They won’t have the guts to reach for one now. You might even put a fake bitten off finger in there as a warning.
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Original Flappy Bird Drawing For $1,000
Score. You may not be able to clear the first pipe, but now you can display some fine Flappy Bird art in your home. You know, Flappy Bird. That game that was hot for like a week, that no one could beat and then 2 days later, we all moved on to something else? Yeah that game.
This original Flappy Bird Drawing was hand drawn. This isn’t some reprint or copy. It was hand drawn in pencil. The funds will go toward this dude’s college education. Because right now he spells it “collage” in the eBay article. No lie. Go ahead. Help the kid out so that he won’t have to draw Flappy Birds for money.