Check out this Weird Al drawing. He’s half man, half dinosaur, but all white and nerdy. $225 on Etsy? Damn son. I can get all up in paint shop and crack one of these bad boys out in like 5 minutes. Okay, if I did it, it would be in crayon, but I know people who can use paint shop.

My mom goes to the paint shop all the time to match the colors on the walls. Cause I’m always swinging lightsabers and knocking off paint chips like they were Sith Lords. Mom calls me Obi-Wan-You-Owe-Me. Cause I owe her for the walls. Whatevs. Bill me sucka. And by bill me, I mean Bill Cosby. As in, “Mom, get me a pudding pop!”