Yes, it’s a wreath, but it’s not a cheery one. This handmade Gothic Halloween Skull Wreath is right on time for Halloween with a gothic/pirate/skull theme. It has a fake human skull as a centerpiece and aged grapevine for the wreath part. In fact, that’s how I learned about this thing. I heard it through the grapevine. And I was just about to lose my mind… Yeah. These wreaths are handmade and high-quality, so you should be able to use them for many Halloweens to come! It will creep out many kids in its lifetime.
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Coffin Skeleton Candle
This Coffin Skeleton Candle is pretty awesome. Creepily cool. Frightfully foul. Terrifyingly terrific. The skeleton inside is all like, “Rest in peace my bony ass! How am I supposed to rest in peace when the damn coffin burns away exposing my naked skeleton body?” Cuz that’s what happens. As the candle burns the coffin melts away to expose the corpse inside. Kind of a metaphor for life. Now I’m depressed.
Alien In Straight Jacket Doll
Normally aliens are the one’s driving us crazy and putting us in straight jackets cuz they bugger our butts and whatnot, but this Alien In Straight Jacket Doll shows that we can turn the tables on them and drive them crazy. Butt buggering bastiches! Display this doll proudly and show them that we aren’t going to take it anymore. Enjoy your rubber room you intergalactic freak.
Alien Head Planters
These Alien Head Planters are guaranteed to start some conversations and also be a fun place to store your garden life. Those conversations will no doubt be about alien abduction, but still. It comes in three sizes: small, medium, and large. It also comes in several different colors: blue, pink, green, orange, red, yellow, black, gray, white, silver, bronze, or purple. The vases are each handmade from Pla Plastic and are completely biodegradable. Best of all they will ward off real aliens who enter your home or yard.
Gothic Coffin Journal
Looking for a unique place to write down spells, stories, personal ramblings, and other dark content so they can rest in peace? This Gothic Coffin Journal is the perfect place. It’s a dark book designed for spooky content. It is handmade with acid-free paper, acid-free chipboard, PVA glue, cardstock, and wax linen thread. Each book is 100 sheets which means 200 pages of writing space. They are 5.5” x 8.5” in size and are available right on time for the spookiest time of the year. If you need somewhere unique to express your unique personality, don’t hesitate to order this handcrafted journal. Perfect for anyone who works in a funeral home.