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Poison Herbs Hand Towels

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Poison Herbs Hand Towels

Whether you’re talking Bloodroot, Nightshade, Hemlock, Poison Ivy or Wolfsbane, poison herbs will mess you up. That’s why you can’t just go eating everything you see in the woods. I learned that lesson the hard way on a cold autumn night that involved some found mushrooms and a 12 hour war with the gnome-folk. And let me tell ya, the gnome-folk ain’t nuttin to f**k with. The whole thing was Just Plain Weird. I woke up with no clothes and a pointy hat in a very unusual place.

Luckily, I never came across any Poisonous plants like those on these Poison Herbs Hand Towels. These are great decor for you wild women and witches, or those who just love nature. They will not only look great in your home, but they will help to remind you about what these herbs look like in the wild. I wish I had had these for mushrooms. I could have avoided a lot of trouble and preparation H on that fateful night. They come in both black and white to fit in with your living space perfectly. If you like deadly nature stuff, these are the towels for you. They come as a set or individually.

Black Gothic Heart Wall Pocket

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Black Gothic Heart Wall Pocket
At first, I thought that this Black Gothic Heart Wall Pocket was where you keep the hearts of your enemies, but it’s just shaped like a heart. With an awesome skull on it too. Me? I wear my heart on my sleeve, not my pocket, so you could say I have a heart-on. And it is painted on my sleeve with a fire and barb wire design. So you could say it is a raging heart-on. Get it? No you don’t because I’m saving myself. For myself later tonight. It’s going to be very romantic, with candles, a bath and lots and lots of crying. But I definitely have a heart-on for this gothic decor. This wall pocket is perfect for a blood rose or some deadly herbs. It has an old world charm with a suitable creepy vibe for your home.

Wall pockets make me think of hot pockets, so now I’m hungry. I’m off to get some food, but before I go, don’t forget that you can also check out this cool Black Heart Soap. They look just like real hearts, but instead of blood on your hands, you’ll get soap all over your hands. Soap is much better.

Guillotine Garden Pick – Off With Your Plant’s Head

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Guillotine Garden Pick - Off With Your Plant's Head
Scare the green off your plants with this Guillotine Garden Pick. Do you say gee-a-teen or gill-a-teen. The proper way to say it is gee-a-teen. Either way, if your house plants displease you, just bring this thing out and they will fall in line. It is the perfect accessory for any gothling who has a green thumb, but black nail polish. Which is half of my audience. I have a cactus who could use a good dose of fear from this Guillotine Garden Pick. I’m sick of getting stabbed every time I water it. I mean, you can’t even give a cactus a good smack.

Alien Head Planters

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Alien Head Planters
These Alien Head Planters are guaranteed to start some conversations and also be a fun place to store your garden life. Those conversations will no doubt be about alien abduction, but still. It comes in three sizes: small, medium, and large. It also comes in several different colors: blue, pink, green, orange, red, yellow, black, gray, white, silver, bronze, or purple. The vases are each handmade from Pla Plastic and are completely biodegradable. Best of all they will ward off real aliens who enter your home or yard.