Damn sister. Those Black Occult Leggings look good. Are you the lead singer for Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam? They’re an occult classic. Makes me want to drink a bottle of occult 45. I was gonna type more, but I just can’t stop looking at that pic. Sassy!
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Killer Clown Makeup Brush Holder
Add some killer clown horror to your makeup time. He’s already put his face on, now it’s your turn. You can use this Killer Clown Makeup Brush Holder for brushes, pens and pencils and more. That stare. Those eyes. They entrance you as you apply your makeup. Suddenly you wake up as if from a daze only to see that you have made yourself…. into him! *SCREAMMMMMMMMMM*
Baked Alien Art Doll
This Alien Art Doll is one toke over the line. Or five. Dude is totally baked. Looks like he’s drooling out of his alien talk-hole too. Whatever planet his body is on, dude’s mind is in the outer limits. Wait! What the-? Are his hands really little toes, with a toenail on each? What the deuce? This guy is totally baked and I would be too if I looked like him.
Killer Bunny Mimic
Awwww. What a nice wittle bun-bun- AHHHHHHHH My hand! My hand! It’s just gone. Why must cute things always be deadly? This wabbit is wabid! A killer with teeth that will tear you to shreds. What’s not to love? The teeth are on the underside so it can just hop on its prey and have a quick lunch. Bugs Bunny? More like Thugs Bunny!
Leather Skull Bracelet
This Leather Skull Bracelet is badass. It has leather. It has skulls. What more do you need? Well, more skulls are always good. You can never wear too many skulls. Well, unless you’re a conjoined twin I guess. That’s one skull too many. Anywho, this bracelet is sweet!