Awwww. What a nice wittle bun-bun- AHHHHHHHH My hand! My hand! It’s just gone. Why must cute things always be deadly? This wabbit is wabid! A killer with teeth that will tear you to shreds. What’s not to love? The teeth are on the underside so it can just hop on its prey and have a quick lunch. Bugs Bunny? More like Thugs Bunny!
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Scary Black Skeleton Plushies
You can hug ’em and you can squeeze ’em, but you just know these Black Skeleton Plushies are gonna kill ya in your sleep. Maybe even while you’re awake. These are basically teddy bear skeletons. Well, one is a teddy bear and the other is a bunny. They are going to look nice and terrifying in your home.
Horror Bunnies – Rabid Rabbits and Horrible Hares
Etsy seller TheNaughtyRabbit knows exactly why she’s been naughty. She keeps eating the carrots out of my garden. But I’ll get that wascally wabbit. These Horror bunnies are horrible. Terrible. You might say Hare-rible. They’re rabbits and horror characters in one. You can choose from The Addams Family, Michael Myers, Creature from the Black Lagoon and many more. Even Krampus. If I see these things in my yard, I’m moving. I’ll have to take a plane out of O’Hare. See what I did there? I know these guys are gonna put a hit out on the Easter bunny and make Easter more like Halloween.
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Zombie Rabbit Fanny Pack Is A Rabid Rucksack
Oh damn. My fanny is in trouble now! Wear this Zombie Rabbit Fanny Pack and store your stuff inside, but don’t be surprised if it bites you in some sensitive areas. This crazed little nad and butt biter does not give one f**k. You can just tell. I think it’s the crazed eyes and the exposed teeth. Call it a hunch. This is one rabid rabbit. A horrible hare. A rascally rodent. A crazy cottontail. Thugs Bunny.
Yeah, I think I’ll just put stuff in my pockets. I don’t know who framed Roger Rabbit, but I’m pretty sure this guy killed him, then hid the body somewhere in Arizona and erased all evidence. He’s been going from hip to hip ever since, staying one step ahead of the law.
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Felted Bunny Fetus
So….we need to talk about the elephant in the room. And by that I mean this Felted Bunny Fetus. I’m not sure if they ripped it from it’s felted mother or what, but I don’t like it. I think it will give me nightmares. Daymares too. Which are nightmares that come during the day on horses and are twice as bad. Kudos to the maker though. I’ve never seen such quality bunny fetus veins and that is one quality umbilical cord. You make a mean fetus. But not so mean that it’s cursing and belittling me, which I appreciate.