Poison Ivy Tights

Poison Ivy Tights
A tattoo sleeve is a guilty pleasure for some of us, but some of us can’t commit to tattooing our skin, so these Poison Ivy Tights by TATUL are convenient for those who want to lead a double life. They are also very well designed. You are bound to look better in them than without them. Very sexy.

The prints are hand-painted and the material itself is tough to ensure it doesn’t get ripped easily. You can add a few of these to your collection for various outfits and events. They are perfect for a Poison Ivy costume.

The Tights Have Eyes

The Tights Have Eyes
All eyes are going to be on these tights. Cuz they have eyes. So it’s true, the eyes have it. Aye aye Captain. I can’t take my peepers off of those legs. I want to study them. Those legs are the teacher and I am the pupil. I bet her name is Iris. *Sings* I am the eye in the thigh… I’m looking at youuuuuuu. Sorry if that was corny-a. Should have thought about that joke first. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20.

Sexy and Educational Anatomy Tights

Sexy and Educational Anatomy Tights
Damn girl! Your anatomy is looking tight in those anatomy tights! Sorry if I’m staring. I’m just trying to learn about the body. Mind if I rub my hand all over these images? I’m a very textile learner. What? Oh I meant tactile. Wait, did you smack me cuz I don’t know english or because I was being a perv? Doesn’t really matter at this point. What have I learned from this situation? Well, if I deciphered your tights correctly, I learned that you have a nice hippocampus and I’d really like to enroll there. No? I stand by my interpretation.

Your legs have given me much food for thought and now I’m off to other adventures.

Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore Leggings

Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore Leggings
Stick your Edgar Allan Toes into these Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore Leggings. Your legs will be bare nevermore. Although, if I’m reading these macabre hieroglyphics correctly from top to bottom it actually says, “Edgar Raven Skull”. Which is a much cooler name. That’s what I’m gonna call him from now on. I’m also gonna drop this in casual conversation. “Great face. You have an Edgar Raven Skull, my good man!” See, this is why people think I’m weird. Cuz I am.
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