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Spider Hair Clip

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Spider Hair Clip

Oh shiny! This Spider Hair Clip is all kinds of creepy cool, so nice it will make you drool. Oh what a tangled web it weaves… I hope not, cuz that’s your hair. No tangles please. This is the only time it is acceptable to have a spider in your hair btw. It is creepy yet elegant. Actually pretty sexy if I’m honest. Elevate your game ladies and put a spider in your hair. If you don’t do it, nature will at some point.

If you don’t like the Spider Hair Clip, maybe the Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Flower Hair Clip is more your speed.

Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Flower Hair Clip

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Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Flower Hair Clip
Etsy seller SugarySkullsBoutique sells this cool Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Flower Hair Clip. They have several styles and are pretty adorable. They are gonna look sexy in your hair sistah! They remind me of that time I picked some mushrooms and saw skulls in flowers everywhere. Which is odd, because I was in a grocery store, not a garden. Also odd, because the mushrooms in the vegetable aisle should not make you trip. The Nyquil I had taken in the car should have made me trip. Weird huh?
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Scary Sexy Bat Hair Bow Clip Is So Sexy

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Scary Sexy Bat Hair Bow ClipI love a girl with bats in her belfry. Crabs in her crabshack, not so much cuz you need special creams and stuff to stop the itching. But yeah, this Bat Hair Bow Clip looks sexy. Like you are a servant of some vampire. I’ll let ya bite my neck just as long as you leave a hickey, so everyone can see proof that I scored or almost scored. And that moment when you grab this bat hair bow and let it loose? Letting your hair flow down as you shake it free? Oh man. I am so turned on right now. Then the bat will fly off and we will live happily ever after. You’ll nag me about my healthy eating of course and my drinking at 5 AM, and the donuts, not to mention the fact that I just lay there scratching and farting and don’t look for a job, but I know we are going to be so happy together. That’s why I got you this ring. I love you. Was that too soon? Should I have waited?

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Posable Albino Bat Doll / Hair Clip

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Posable Albino Bat Doll Hair Clip
This Posable Albino Bat Doll / Hair Clip wants to spend its days in your hair and flap it’s wings to keep you nice and air-conditioned. You can also attach it to your clothes, backpack, purse, someone’s back so they scream and run around… It’s albino, it’s poseable, it’s cute, it’s batty.He makes a good little friend to just display in your home.

I’m gonna call mine Pinkeye, cuz he obviously has it. He’s gonna infect me, then we’ll both have it and I will slowly turn into an albino. We will hang together from a cave roof and hunt insects. I’m not gonna poopon the cave floor though, that’s just disgusting. Goodbye human world. Something is happening. Something wonderful… *Screeeeeech*

Awesome Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips

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Awesome Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips
Let Cthulhu run his tentacles through your hair. These Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips and accessories from TheCuriousCogsmith are perfect for Lovecraft fans. So put some tentacles and eyes in your hair. Everyone will know you are Cthulhu’s girl, because now you are marked.

People like me would approach to flirt with you,but then we’ll see that hair clip and be all like, “Nope. Don’t need to be killed by Cthulhu, whether you are aware that you are his bride or not. Laterz. By the way, your hair looks awesome. Just sayin”
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