The Book of Werewolves should be a great bedtime story. Say, how do you hang a werewolf? With a lycanth-rope. Or you can tie him up with a Lon Chain-ny. Heh. This book will tell you all about these hairy mutants that change during a full moon.
Tag: gothic
Gothic Gargoyle Teapot
Tea time has never been so terrifying. Or ugly. Ewwww. Do you really want your tea coming out of that mouth? Actually, I do. This Gothic Gargoyle Teapot says “Never let your tea go stone cold”. Good advice. It can be used as a decoration or as an actual teapot. I’m off to have a cup of Earl Grey Gargoyle.
Dark Fairytale Gate Pendant Necklace
Get ready for a dark fairytale. No, serious dark like, “Once upon a time… Holy hell, this creature is trying to rip my face off!” kind of fairytale. And this Dark Fairytale Gate Pendant Necklace is your gateway. It’s a portal to a dark and horrifying place. Don’t open it unless you are ready to have a dark trip to the other side.
Witch Jewelry – Enchanted Mirror Pendant
Are you a witchy woman? Then you need some witchy jewelry. This Enchanted Mirror Pendant. Maybe you can do spells with it or something. Ask it who the loveliest of all is. Maybe you can gaze into it and see the future, tell people their fortunes. Or, you know, just wear it cuz it looks awesome. My question is, who enchanted it with what? I’m hoping it spits out chocolates from another dimension.
Gothic Bat Engagement Ring – I Do, I Do
Check out this Gothic Bat Engagement Ring. “He asked me! He asked me!” It’s got a nice stone in the center and a bat to each side, each enfolded in their own wings. Do you want to marry me? Good. Now can I take this ring back? It’s pretty expensive. I can’t afford both you and the ring. Nah. It’s actually not that expensive. Just cool as hell.