I’m gonna wear this Plague Doctor Enamel Pin like a sheriff wears his badge. I’ll just show up in random villages asking if anyone has the plague. But sadly, most of those villages will have already been struck down by it. So I’ll just have to loot what I can and move on. That’s okay cuz I didn’t know how to Doctor anyway.
Tag: gothic
Zombie Bat Doll Is Sad, Likes Sweets, May Have killed Everyone
Check this cute guy out my peeps. This Zombie Bat Doll is adorable. He looks like he’s cold. Is he shivering? And are bats supposed to have those holes in their ears? I have no idea. The seller says that he’s shy and likes sweets. And that he feels sad because he is the last one from his tribe. Hmmmmm. Could that be because… He killed them all? Just a thought. Yeah, maybe I don’t wanna let this guy in the house unless I want to end up dead and robbed of all my Kit-Kat bars.
Cool Gothic Bat Enchantress Necklace
Damn. I’ve seen some Bat Enchantresses wearing some cool jewels, but never anything like this Gothic Bat Enchantress Necklace. If you are wearing this, you’ve upped your bat game sister! Your bat game is on point. On Fleek. On Ekkk in this case. Or maybe on squeak. Get it? That was a bad bat joke. I should be locked up in guano-tanomo bay for that one.
Coffin Bottle Opener – Rest In Pabst
Every drink brings you and your liver one step closer to the grave, so why not pop those tops with the Coffin Bottle Opener? This bottle opener is Midnight Black in color with black hardware and a Cap Catcher. It’s a great piece of Gothic home decor. Drink ’em if you got ’em.
The only problem is now I need a coffin shaped recycling bin for the bottles. Someone get on that.
Coffee Skull Mugs
Etsy seller Cerapost makes some kick-ass Coffee Skull Mugs in a variety of styles. None of them have brains, just like me before my first cup. They look awesome, but it kinda bugs me that this guy disrespects my table. “Yo! Get your teeth off of my coffee table.” Skulls have no respect for home decor.