Gargoyles are supposed to protect you right? So why not put some Gargoyle Door Knobs on your door? They will scare away most nuisances like: Religious people with flyers, salespeople with flyers and even people that don’t have flyers. These doorknobs are scary, but also cute. I’m gonna put them on every door in the house. Plus all of my cabinets and even my refrigerator. I’m going full Gargoyle!
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Hmmm. Looks like Mr. Whiskers is in a bad mood. This Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue will scare anything and everyone out of your garden. This stone cat is stone cold evil. He came to chew on some mice and kick ass and he’s all outta mice. This thing is super scary. And you just know it’s gonna come to life and flap those wings, then fly through your window at night.
These Gargoyle bodysuits from ShapeShifterZ will let you unleash your inner gargoyle. They have Gargoyle suits for both men and women, that way you and your main stone squeeze can both sit on the top of tall buildings looking menacing. These are cool costumes that you won’t take for granite. Heh. See what I did there? You are my rock darling… No, you are my gargoyle!
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This Molten Lava Gargoyle is hot hot hot. It’s gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight. It’s lava-ly isn’t it? Fun fact: I accidentally typed isn tit at first. Made me giggle. This gargoyle is going to look amazing in your home,on your roof, or wherever. You can put him on your roof, no roofies required. That’s how I usually get mine up there, and it’s wrong. I’m sorry. Now I just ask nicely.
This Gargoyle Hourglass will let you know when an hour is up. Is it time yet? No. Is it time yet? No. Is it- WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THE HOURGLASS? Never mind, this one empties in 5 minutes. It is time. It is past time. We are late. Late for a very important date.
This thing has a cool gargoyle design and is going to look great in your home. I’ve never seen your home, but I’m just guessing, cuz this hourglass is pretty damn awesome.