This Gothic Gargoyle Guardian Statue is pretty badass. I recently bought one of these for the corner of my house so I know he’s a good guardian. This guy protected me from the neighbor’s cat that was squished under its massive weight as it slid off my roof. I probably should have used another roll of duct tape.
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Gothic Gargoyle Teapot
Tea time has never been so terrifying. Or ugly. Ewwww. Do you really want your tea coming out of that mouth? Actually, I do. This Gothic Gargoyle Teapot says “Never let your tea go stone cold”. Good advice. It can be used as a decoration or as an actual teapot. I’m off to have a cup of Earl Grey Gargoyle.
Ghoulishly Great Guest Soap – Gargoyle Soap
Hey there my ghoulishly gregarious gargoyle guys and gals. You know what looks nice in a gothic themed bathroom? Gargoyle Soap. It gets your hands clean, but you still feel a bit dirty. These are only scary at first. Once you wash your hands enough, the scary little faces wear off and you can relax.
Gargoyle Door Knobs Are A-Door-Able
Gargoyles are supposed to protect you right? So why not put some Gargoyle Door Knobs on your door? They will scare away most nuisances like: Religious people with flyers, salespeople with flyers and even people that don’t have flyers. These doorknobs are scary, but also cute. I’m gonna put them on every door in the house. Plus all of my cabinets and even my refrigerator. I’m going full Gargoyle!
Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue – Damn That’s Evil
Hmmm. Looks like Mr. Whiskers is in a bad mood. This Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue will scare anything and everyone out of your garden. This stone cat is stone cold evil. He came to chew on some mice and kick ass and he’s all outta mice. This thing is super scary. And you just know it’s gonna come to life and flap those wings, then fly through your window at night.