Check out this Gothic Bat Engagement Ring. “He asked me! He asked me!” It’s got a nice stone in the center and a bat to each side, each enfolded in their own wings. Do you want to marry me? Good. Now can I take this ring back? It’s pretty expensive. I can’t afford both you and the ring. Nah. It’s actually not that expensive. Just cool as hell.
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Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware – Here Comes The Died
Do you take this skeleton to have and to hold in bony arms until decomposition do you part? You do? Good. You may now kiss the corpse bride. You can celebrate your nuptials with this Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware and remember the occasion forever. You can get a whole set of plates, plus the seller has all kinds of other skeleton themed dishware. Now you can have skeletons in the cupboard as well as the closet. This is some awesome “bone” china. Pretty sweet.
Here comes the died! Here comes the died! Da da da da da here comes the died!
Dia De Los Muertos Sugar Skull Bride And Groom
Oh yeah? Dia De Los Muertos to you too buddy! This Dia De Los Muertos Sugar Skull Bride And Groom are all ready to walk down the aisle and get married. Cuz Marriage is the real Day of the Dead. Am I right guys? Is my wife here? Thank God. These no longer single skulls have rhinestones, paper flowers and a hand made top hat.
You may now kiss the bride. *Shoves their skulls together and watches in horror as they break and turn to dust* Uh,sorry about that folks. I guess it was not meant to be. That’s how you know it’s unholy matrimony.
Skeleton Wedding Cake Toppers
Etsy seller splendorlocity sells all kinds of Skeleton Wedding Cake Toppers. Fun fact: Skeletons are ribbed for your pleasure. Nature really has thought of everything.
Anyway, just like a cemetery, or the closet of any Kardashian family member, they have a wide assortment of skeletons. Like the one shown here based on the famous Jack and Rose scene from Titanic. More like Jack Skellington and Rose.
Start your marriage right by putting some bones on your wedding cake. It’s a good reminder that we are all just walking meat sacks on bone frames.
Dinosaur Bride & Groom Wedding Cake Toppers
Do you take this T-Rex, in extinction and in health, till death do you part by fiery meteor shower that reigns death upon the Earth? You do? You may now kiss the bride.
These Dinosaur Bride & Groom Wedding Cake Toppers are perfect for couples who can’t hug each other due to small stubby arms. Or, you know, just people who like dinosaurs. Which reminds me, I have a Jurassic Park playset and action figures that I need to get back to. Laterz!
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