
Decorating your Halloween tree isn’t for the birds. Or maybe it is. These Bird Skull Halloween Ornaments are going to look amazing on your All Hallows Eve tree. Here’s a joke for ya. What do you call a bird in a pastry? A magpie. Get it? Well, it’s not so much a joke as it the ramblings of an insane person, but still. What do you call a bunch of birds lining up for poured drinks? A crow bar.
Tag: gothic
Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends

These Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends demonstrate what happens when you read books. You got knowledge between your skull halves son. Brain matter. Smarts. Fancy word stuffs. Of course, if you put these on a high shelf and one falls and hits ya on the head, none of that matters, so… Let’s keep these at eye level k? K.
Leather Grimoire Crow Spellbook

Here’s something to crow about. This Leather Grimoire Crow Spellbook could also be a notebook. It just depends on what you put inside. You can put spells in it, notes, whatever you want. It’s pretty slick looking. In fact, beautiful. What? Don’t call that bird an old crow. It’s not like it’s collecting crow-cial Security. Geesh.
This Classy iPhone Case Puts Skulls On All 4 Corners

This iPhone Case is classy AF. It puts skulls on all 4 corners of your phone. This is awesome since most phone cases are boring and plain. This case is comprised of four aircraft-grade aluminum components that attach to the corners of your iPhone. It protects your phone from impact and elevates it to a classy piece of art. I love it. These skulls are really good looking. This is going to impress all of your friends.
Vampire Bat Vase

This Vampire Bat Vase is perfect for your gothic decorated home. Sure, it looks great with flowers, but I would put a taxidermy bat in it. Just have it hanging off the side like, “Yo. What up? Just chillin’ here.” This vase makes your belfry batty and will have your guests all chatty.