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Passover Plague Masks: One Holiday, Ten Plagues

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Not to get all History channel here, but this requires some explanation. Basically the Pharaoh refused to let Moses’ people go so God sent a series of plagues upon the Egyptians. Not sure what his excuse was for those STDs he smited me with last year, but whatevs. These Passover Plague Masks represent the ten plagues. Sounds like a ton of fun.

Passover Plague Masks. Your child can choose from boils,wild animals,locusts,lice, firstborn, cattle plague, frogs,darkness, blood and hail. I call Locusts. I already have the boils on my butt and I’m pretty sure I have lice thanks to that thrift store hat I scored for a buck. More like 20 bucks since I had to buy that special shampoo. You live, you learn, you itch.

Inflatable Hail Protector Is A Condom For Your Car

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Stuff like hail and rain and falling frogs and such will hurt your car’s exterior. If you want to protect your finish, you better get an Inflatable Hail Protector. Or as I like to call it, a car condom. You protect your crotch junk with one, so put one on your car.

The hail protector makes your car look like a blimp. It inflates with air so your windshield and paint job will be safe and sound from hail and other stuff. And it won’t get your garage pregnant either. Because there’s nothing worse then waking up in the morning and finding an extra tiny car in the garage. Protection people.