Be the ultimate creeper with these horrifying Scary Leather Masks. You’ll be Leatherface for real. Make sure to get yourself some tattered robes and some claws to go with your mask for the full effect. Just don’t be jumping out at me in the woods or things will get messy. Not for you, for me. I swear if you make me poop myself so I have to run home with poop between my buttcheeks… Once was enough.
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Glow In The Dark Nightmare Before Christmas Decorative Masks
Check out these Glow In The Dark Nightmare Before Christmas Decorative Masks. They look so creepy and cool. You can display them anywhere and they will look great. You get all 3: Lock Shock and Barrel. I guess you could wear them too. They look so amazing glowing in the dark. If I had these, I would just keep my lights off every night so I could see them in all of their horrifying beauty. Also check out this Nightmare Before Christmas ornament set.
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24 Monster Coloring Book and Activity Book
Check out this 24 Monster Coloring Book. That’s a monster for every hour of the day. I know I’m gonna take the “Color a monster an hour” challenge. Already did my first cuz I just helped the wife put her makeup on. Ha ha ha. I kid. I kid. This cool book features monster masks, mazes, and coloring pages. Second childhood time peeps!
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Passover Plague Masks: One Holiday, Ten Plagues
Not to get all History channel here, but this requires some explanation. Basically the Pharaoh refused to let Moses’ people go so God sent a series of plagues upon the Egyptians. Not sure what his excuse was for those STDs he smited me with last year, but whatevs. These Passover Plague Masks represent the ten plagues. Sounds like a ton of fun.
Passover Plague Masks. Your child can choose from boils,wild animals,locusts,lice, firstborn, cattle plague, frogs,darkness, blood and hail. I call Locusts. I already have the boils on my butt and I’m pretty sure I have lice thanks to that thrift store hat I scored for a buck. More like 20 bucks since I had to buy that special shampoo. You live, you learn, you itch.
Joker And Henchmen Clown Mask Set
“Why so serious?” Oh, I don’t know. Maybe because you waltzed in here and just robbed my bank wearing freaky clown masks. Look, I’ve only been bank manager for less than a week. You think you could rob somebody else so I don’t lose my job? I’ll even give you a sweet low interest loan Mr. Joker. A great mortgage rate? You know what? F**k it. I’m gonna get a mask just like every other freak in Gotham and I’m gonna start robbing people. The Batman can’t catch us all right?
These limited edition Joker gang masks based on The Dark Knight movie are no joke. In fact, they look pretty scary. (Fun story. I accidentally typed “Joker bang masks” and I saw images of naked people in my head. Wearing these clown faces. All piled on each other and gyrating.) These $766. masks are form fitting and will transform you into one of the Clown Prince of Crime’s many henchmen. You should be fine as long as you don’t, you know, wear them to your bank, or while boarding a plane and whatnot. Check out Joker mouse over here for a good laugh at the clown prince of crime.
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