Tag: protection

Burrito Camera Lens Wrap

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camera burrito
The Photorito Lens Wrap is a neoprene burrito that protects your camera lens and keeps it in great shape. Also great for when you are going all James Bond and spying on people, while pretending to enjoy a nice fat burrito and read the paper. Oh, hey! Looks like the Cubs won today-

*Crunch*

Holy hell! Why? Why do I keep forgetting that there’s a camera lens in that burrito? Holy hell! The pain! *Quickly picking up teeth from the floor while holding my jaw and crying.* See this is why the British (Or any) government won’t hire me as a spy. Which is a damn shame cuz I could use some free dental.

Inflatable Hail Protector Is A Condom For Your Car

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inflatable hail car protector
Stuff like hail and rain and falling frogs and such will hurt your car’s exterior. If you want to protect your finish, you better get an Inflatable Hail Protector. Or as I like to call it, a car condom. You protect your crotch junk with one, so put one on your car.

The hail protector makes your car look like a blimp. It inflates with air so your windshield and paint job will be safe and sound from hail and other stuff. And it won’t get your garage pregnant either. Because there’s nothing worse then waking up in the morning and finding an extra tiny car in the garage. Protection people.