I’m so forgetful I would forget my skull if it wasn’t attached to my head. And guess what? These Ceramic Sugar Skull Keychains are not attached and I just lost mine already. These colorful keychains look pretty damn cool. Mostly cuz they are bright and shiny and I’m simple like that. They apparently come in all sorts of colors. Now, where did mine go?
Tag: halloween
The Book of Werewolves
The Book of Werewolves should be a great bedtime story. Say, how do you hang a werewolf? With a lycanth-rope. Or you can tie him up with a Lon Chain-ny. Heh. This book will tell you all about these hairy mutants that change during a full moon.
Raven High Heels
There’s something sexy about these Raven High Heels. I know you feel the same way cuz we’re birds of a feather. People are raven about these shoes. High heels are murder on your feet and a bunch of ravens is a murder so it’s perfect. Or is it a murder of crows? I have no idea. But these are sexy.
Dark Fairytale Gate Pendant Necklace
Get ready for a dark fairytale. No, serious dark like, “Once upon a time… Holy hell, this creature is trying to rip my face off!” kind of fairytale. And this Dark Fairytale Gate Pendant Necklace is your gateway. It’s a portal to a dark and horrifying place. Don’t open it unless you are ready to have a dark trip to the other side.
Weird Eye Martini Glasses – Martine-Eye
Check out these Weird Eye Martini Glasses. Martine-eye anyone? When I drink I am the master and my drink is the pupil. That may sound cornea, but eye don’t care. I’m gonna get a pair of these. I’ll call one Iris and the other Re-Tina. If you drip some drink over the side and lick it off, you’ll get a real tongue-lashing. Know what I mean? Weird, but I like these.