This Nightmare Jack-In-The-Box Is Terrifying

Nightmare Jack-In-The-Box
We’ve featured MoldyCreations stuff around here before. It’s terrifying. I’m pretty sure they use a bunch of dark elves to create their wares. Like this Nightmare Jack-In-The-Box. I’m not even turning the handle and listening to the music while waiting for this thing to pop up and I’m already terrified. Is their a child that you don’t like? I think I found the perfect gift for them. Sweet dreams you little s**t!

Horror-Themed Rubik’s Cubes Puzzles

Horror-Themed Rubik's Cubes
I love these Horror-Themed Rubik’s Cubes. Of course, they’re all horror themed to a pinhead like me who can’t do puzzles. These are actually called “Puzzle boxes” cuz they don’t want to get sued by Rubiks. In case you didn’t know, Rubik is some nerd who is now a billionaire cuz he created a nerd box that nerds nerd over. Anyway, I digress. You can choose from Pinhead, Pennywise, the Hellraiser cube and Friday the 13th.

Killer Fashion – Autopsy Dress – It Murders On The Runway

Killer Fashion - Autopsy Dress
This Autopsy Dress is going to murder the competition on the runway. It’s killer fashion. It’s made from flesh toned satin with real autopsy thread and y cut. There’s even a rubberized blood markings too. What are the odds that someone buys this and gets buried in it? That may be taking things a bit too far. What do you think? It’s part of the new fall Coroner Fashion line 6 feet under collection.

This Skull Wall Art Set Is A Trio Of Terror

This Skull Wall Art Set Is A Trio Of Terror
Are these skulls melting into the wall or coming out of it and into our world from another dimension? I have no idea, but I want them on my wall just because they are awesome. I’m gonna display them year round, not just on Halloween. Seriously, I need this skull wall art in every room.

Living Dead Dolls Halloween Michael Myers Doll

Living Dead Dolls Halloween Michael Myers Doll
Is this the cutest Halloween killer or what? This Living Dead Dolls Halloween Michael Myers Doll stands 10-inches tall and features 5 points of articulation. I think I can stop his killing spree, by getting through to him while he’s in child form. I’m gonna give him a mini Twix and see what happens. It might inspire him to actually trick or treat rather than you know, killing peeps on candy night.