Rest In Peace Under This Queen Size Skull Crochet Blanket

Queen Size Skull Crochet Blanket
This Queen Size Skull Crochet Blanket has more skulls than you can shake a guillotine at. Does that even make sense? I have no idea. I need a nap. This looks like a good blanket to take a nap in, just as long as it’s not your final resting place. Skulls everywhere. In many colors. It ticks off three boxes of the things I like best. Comfy. Cozy. Creepy.

Gothic Wood Docking Station For Your Smartphone or Tablet


This Gothic Wood Docking Station For Your Smartphone or Tablet is beautiful and badass. It’s a wooden skull made of linden wood and polished smooth. I don’t know about you, but I need this for my desk. I’ll just have to move some other skulls and assorted creepery aside to make room. Just look at that skull. Have you ever seen a more lovely skull? I haven’t. Not since I last looked in the mirror.

The Munsters Herman and Grandpa Magnets

The Munsters Herman and Grandpa Magnets
Did you ever grab some muenster cheese and a monster drink so you can sit in your monster truck and watch a monster marathon of The Munsters? Me either. Seems like overkill. I might do it anyway just cuz. Anyway, check out these cool The Munsters Herman and Grandpa Magnets. You can put ’em on your fridge and be reminded of all of their goofy adventures.

You Ugly – 3D Framed Zombie Face

3D Framed Zombie Face
Damn! That’s a face that only a mother could love. And if you are a mother with a kid that looks like this? You both ugly and must have been beat by a hundred ugly sticks. Hang this 3D Framed Zombie Face up on the wall near your front door and any thieves that break in will run away screaming and searching for therapy. Ultimately it will make them a better person, but they will be scarred for life.

Cool Skull Pen Holder and Desk Organizer

Skull Pen Holder and Desk Organizer
Check out these good looking Skull Pen Holder and Desk Organizers. They’ll keep you company when you’re at your desk working, plus they help keep your desk tidy. Best of all they look pretty friggin cool. I know my desk needs more skulls on it. The only one decorating it right now is my own when I fall asleep trying to do my taxes. Taxes are a boring story that starts off all, “Once upon a time…” and ends like friggin Pearl Harbor with me crying about a surprise attack, even though it happens every year.