This Wood Alien Necklace is a classy way to show that you are a true believer. Whether you’re ready to get abducted and butt-hurt or just have an open mind, this is a classy wood alien right here. Legend says that anyone wearing this necklace will be safe from intergalactic weirdos, but I have a feeling they’ll just sign it on the back, get on with the butt-work and then put you back in bed as usual.
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Jack-O’-Lantern Fire Pit and Fireplace Logs
These Jack-o’-Lantern Fire Pit and Fireplace Logs bring spooky and cozy together this holiday season. Did you know that you’re obligated to burn pumpkin shaped wood this close to Halloween? New city ordinance. Okay, maybe not. But you should still do it! They make the flames look cool as they dart in and out of the eye holes in the ceramic refractory material. They also won’t make your house smell bad like some traditional logs. These logs can sustain temperatures of up to 3000 degrees. Now you just need a cackling witch at a boiling cauldron and your Halloween is complete.
Catarina Dia de Muertos Wooden Nesting Dolls
Russian wooden nesting dolls have been around for more than a hundred years. Whoever came up with the idea of having different-sized wooden dolls, painted to depict different characters probably meant to hide dark secrets in plain sight but we will never know, will we? Over the years, horror movie fans have refashioned seemingly harmless nesting dolls to create nightmare-inspiring objects you wouldn’t want to be the last thing you see before heading off to bed.
This set of nesting dolls has some really eerie pictures, one being a ghostly woman whose idea of fun is to pose and hug a skull rather tightly and smile. Scary. But very very cool.
Copper and Wood Skull Pen with Red Eyes
With this Copper and Wood Skull Pen you could write a classic piece of literature, but make it a good one. Don’t be an Edgar Allan Poser. Maybe something like the count of Monte Cristo, although I’m not sure what the count is. Does anyone have some accurate data on the population of Monte Cristo? I can’t complete the book until I know for sure. Anyway, this cool pen is just begging to be used for creepy stories.
Weird Alien Hardwood Gemstone Pendant
This Alien Hardwood Gemstone Pendant is based on Sacred Geometry, whatever that means. I’m TLTG. Too lazy to google. Not sure if it’s supposed to keep aliens away or what, but I’m not falling for it. I’m pretty sure this is nothing more than a human tracker. If I wear this, the aliens are going to know where I am at all times and probably know exactly when my butt is dilated enough for their probing.