This Alien Hardwood Gemstone Pendant is based on Sacred Geometry, whatever that means. I’m TLTG. Too lazy to google. Not sure if it’s supposed to keep aliens away or what, but I’m not falling for it. I’m pretty sure this is nothing more than a human tracker. If I wear this, the aliens are going to know where I am at all times and probably know exactly when my butt is dilated enough for their probing.
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This Gothic Wood Docking Station For Your Smartphone or Tablet is beautiful and badass. It’s a wooden skull made of linden wood and polished smooth. I don’t know about you, but I need this for my desk. I’ll just have to move some other skulls and assorted creepery aside to make room. Just look at that skull. Have you ever seen a more lovely skull? I haven’t. Not since I last looked in the mirror.
When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? MOTHMAN! This Call the Mothman Ouija Spirit Board is like a phone that can call Mothman at any time. Call anytime you want, any time of day. He will pick up. Whether you just want to trade recipes, talk gossip about your friends at work, or share beauty tips. Mothman is there baby! Your spirit communication BFF.
How you doin’ boo?
Organize your desk supplies in this cool Sugar Skull Wood Desk Organizer. Keep your desk tidy and creepy at the same time. The wood is precision cut and embellished with intricate floral designs. I need this cuz my desk is a mess. This organizer looks awesome. I can keep my pens in there, some Snickers bars, maybe some kit-kats. Those are my desk supplies. How do you think I get so much done and act like an idiot? Sugar. Nice. Best skull ever.
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Never lose your page in your book again thanks to this Universal Monsters Horror Movie Bookmark. It has the Wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein and the Bride. It’s all fancy and classy since it is made of wood and bonus: If a Vampire attacks while you are reading, you can stake it in the heart with this bookmark, then go back to reading. I wouldn’t recommend reusing it after that though. Maybe just leave it there in the Vampire’s chest. It goes great with this cool journal.