This iPhone Case is classy AF. It puts skulls on all 4 corners of your phone. This is awesome since most phone cases are boring and plain. This case is comprised of four aircraft-grade aluminum components that attach to the corners of your iPhone. It protects your phone from impact and elevates it to a classy piece of art. I love it. These skulls are really good looking. This is going to impress all of your friends.
Tag: horror
Edward Scissorhands Plush
This Edward Scissorhands Plush is much safer to have around than the real thing. I don’t need some dude whacking my ear off cuz he wanted to give me a haircut. Plus, every time he goes to flip someone the bird, he ends up slicing off a nose. Vincent Price was not the most brilliant guy. Giving someone scissors for hands is not a good idea. What was your next bright idea? Sally Syringe hands? Carl Clever C**k? What the hell is wrong with you?
Halloween Skull Color Changing Light Set
Look at this Halloween Skull Color Changing Light Set. These little skulls are ghastly, ghostly and grim. Just the way I like ’em. They look like mourning corpse wives with veils. These are going to look great this Halloween. I need some new fright lights anyway. Preorder these babies now.
Ceramic Sugar Skull Keychains
I’m so forgetful I would forget my skull if it wasn’t attached to my head. And guess what? These Ceramic Sugar Skull Keychains are not attached and I just lost mine already. These colorful keychains look pretty damn cool. Mostly cuz they are bright and shiny and I’m simple like that. They apparently come in all sorts of colors. Now, where did mine go?
The Book of Werewolves
The Book of Werewolves should be a great bedtime story. Say, how do you hang a werewolf? With a lycanth-rope. Or you can tie him up with a Lon Chain-ny. Heh. This book will tell you all about these hairy mutants that change during a full moon.