This Edward Scissorhands Plush is much safer to have around than the real thing. I don’t need some dude whacking my ear off cuz he wanted to give me a haircut. Plus, every time he goes to flip someone the bird, he ends up slicing off a nose. Vincent Price was not the most brilliant guy. Giving someone scissors for hands is not a good idea. What was your next bright idea? Sally Syringe hands? Carl Clever C**k? What the hell is wrong with you?
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Edward Scissorhands Scissorhands Prop Replica
Fans of Tim Burton’s early work (aka putting scissors on Johnny Depp’s hands) will love the Edward Scissorhands Scissorhands Prop Replica. Those hands have scissors! Those are scissor hands! You always know how a game of rock, paper, scissors is going to end with Edward. He only has one play. Poor guy.
This 1:1 scale replica has been authentically recreated and detailed with incredible accuracy. I plan on using it to cut my hair so I can save money. It will pay for itself sometime in 2046. It measures about 24-inches tall x 18-inches wide and is limited to 500 pieces worldwide.
Edward Scissorhands Heart Necklace
This Edward Scissorhands Heart Necklace is the perfect accessory. Oh Edward, please be careful. You have my heart in your hands. *snikt. snikt.* And there goes another Valentine’s Day corpse that Edward has to dispose of. Never give your heart to a dude with scissor hands. Soft plushy hands maybe. Never scissor hands. What, are you crazy? What did you think was going to happen? Scissor hands are sharp. Come to think of it, how does he even pee? No way he has a weiner at this point!