Tea time has never been so terrifying. Or ugly. Ewwww. Do you really want your tea coming out of that mouth? Actually, I do. This Gothic Gargoyle Teapot says “Never let your tea go stone cold”. Good advice. It can be used as a decoration or as an actual teapot. I’m off to have a cup of Earl Grey Gargoyle.
Tag: horror
16 Horror Movie Monsters Art Poster
You get 16 monsters on one poster. Damn, that’s a lot of monsters. This 16 Horror Movie Monsters Art Poster features the vampire, werewolf, mummy, ghoul, zombie and more. It’s frightful and delightful, it’s kooky and it’s spooky. It even has the king of the apes, King Kong himself.
Friday the 13th Part VII Jason Voorhees Jack-in-the-Box
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood was a scary-ass movie. The murderous psychopath, Jason Voorhees is the star after all. There is something eerie that draws us to the heartless monster that hacks them up into bits. This Friday the 13th Part VII Jason Voorhees Jack-in-the-Box features a well sculpted 14 inch Jason Voorhees burst in his trademark cracked hockey mask. When you pop it out, it will scare the hell out of you. It is a worthy addition to any movie-themed collection.
Edgar Allen Poe Journal – The Raven Nevermore
This Edgar Allen Poe Journal is a great place to write down all of those things that you want to deal with NEVERMORE:
Taxes
SJW weirdos
Dank memes
The store being out of what you want and you’re all like wtf!
Diets
and whatever else you might be sick of. Let the magic of the NEVERMORE bird wash these things from your mind.
Raven Skull Winestopper
Top your wine with a raven. This Raven Skull Winestopper turns your alcohol juice into a bird. A drunk bird, with no skin or feathers on its head. Which is just the way that I like my alcohol. I’m not drunk! *Grabs bottle and bangs the raven beak against my desk like a judge.* We’ll re-adjourn in 15 after I wet my beak some more.