Check out this Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure. If Jason had been wearing this mask, he never would have been able to sneak up on all of those horny fornicating teens and slash ’em. The mask is removable so you can see the ugly underneath. It includes 10 points of articulation, bloody mask, ax, and machete. It is based on Friday the 13th Part 3. Not the Friday the 13th that just happened on the calendar.
Tag: horror
Indigestion By Cyriak
I’mma need some Tums after watching this freaky and trippy video. It shows off a bunch of creepy mutants that live inside your digestive system. Many of which have teeth. I don’t feel so good. Now I have a stomach ache and I’m feeling all freaky. Thanks, Cyriak.
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Black Bat Crop Top
Put some bats in your belfry with your boobies with this Black Bat Crop Top. It’s perfect for Halloween, but you really should wear this every day, just so I can make some more bats/boobs jokes. I’m pretty sure these bats look like they’re flying whenever you go jogging ladies. So I say let your bats fly free. Fly my lovely winged demons, fly!
Freddy Kreuger Taxidermy Mouse
Look who it is. The rodent of my nightmares. The Freddy Kreuger taxidermy Mouse. He will haunt your dreams and search for cheese. If he doesn’t find any cheese, he’ll just nibble on your soul. Sadly, mousetraps don’t work in the dream world. So good luck with this guy. I just won’t sleep.
Hiker Discovers Creepy And Disturbing Elmo Tree
While exploring a state forest in Massachusetts, a hiker found a horrifying scene: a tree covered in Elmo dolls. Can you imagine the scream that this hiker let out upon seeing this terrible sight? “Some of them were just regular Elmos,” she told a radio station, “but some of them were the Tickle-Me-Elmo kind, and quite a bit of them still had batteries in them.”
It’s a trap. Left for unsuspecting hikers and when you move in for the tickle, all hell breaks loose and you die.
Now the tree is a big mystery. No one knows who would set such a trap. A sick mind. A very sick mind.