Put on your tin foil hat and stare at this Alien Stonehenge Saturn Conspiracy Theory Painting. What do you see? I see one of those lizard dudes who secretly run our world. He’s wondering if he should go to Saturn or Stonehenge, so he thinks about a poem he heard while he was a hatchling.

Saturn girls will make you hurl.
But give them a ring and they’ll wed ya.

The girls of Venus have five kinds of penis.
And they only want to behead ya.

Earth girls? They’re alright.

Then he gets in his UFO and travels to Stonehenge cuz it is an interdimensional drive thru. He just wants a burger.