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Man Eating Shark And Other Punny Figures

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Man Eating Shark And Other Punny Figures
Etsy seller Jtnee is a very punny person. They make these fun punny figures. Stuff like this Man Eating Shark figure. Looks tasty. Make sure you scroll down below to check out more stuff. Like a pillow fight with actual pillows fighting. Eating crow. A can of worms and more.

I love a good pun. Like the Beatles sang, happiness is a warm pun. Bang bang. Shoot shoot. BTW did you know that the Walrus was Paul? News to me? I always thought it was Wilford Brimley.
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Chip On Your Shoulder Halloween Costume

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Chip On Your Shoulder Halloween Costume
I heard the same thing all the time when I was a kid. “You have a chip on your shoulder kid!” Yeah so? *Turns head and takes a giant bite out of it.* Now I have half a chip on my shoulder. And a bunch of crumbs.

This Chip On Your Shoulder Halloween Costume put a giant chip on your shoulder. Ruffled, because they’re the best. Possibly Lays. If I could lick it I would know for sure.

I would wear this thing to a Halloween party, sigh all night, then go to leave and bump into a girl with some dip on her shoulder. It would be magic. *Dreaming all dreamy-eyed with my chin in my hands.* I hope it’s poison ivy.
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