These Day Of The Dead Russian Matryoshka Dolls are awesome. Creepy, but in a fun way. Kind of how relatives describe me. These are handmade and hand painted, then hand packed and sent to you so you can get your hands on them. They look amazing. I’m gonna use them to scare all of my other Matryoshka dolls.
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Got A Light? – Brains and Teeth Flip Lighters
Hey man, got a light? Thanks man I- WTF dude! What is that thing? These Brains and Teeth Flip Lighters are nasty and that’s how we like ’em. Give someone a light and a fright. Having a disgusting lighter is one way to quit smoking. Those are some nice pearly whites. Not! You can choose from one that has a brain and teeth and another that has just teeth in black and gold.
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Coffin Belt Buckle With A Good Looking Corpse
I can’t think of a better way to death-cessorize, than to wear this cool Coffin Belt Buckle. I don’t know if this chick is a vampire or if she just met an unfortunate end, but she looks good. The coffin even has a little window so she can look out and enjoy the scenery aka dirt. That is one sweet belt buckle peeps.
Fork Used By The Donner Party
Pro tip: Always keep your ears clean and listen carefully. I once thought I was invited to a dinner party, but that wasn’t the deal. Ohhhhh. You said Donner party. What’s that? Oh really? Cool. I just remembered I have to to go now… Luckily I wasn’t the main course that night.
Anyway, if you want a special keepsake from the actual Donner party, you can buy this fork. It is said to be a fork used at the actual feast that night. Seems legit to me. Some guy snuck onto the actual site where the deed occurred and used a metal detector to find utensil. The glass should probably read, “Break in case of extreme hunger.”
So Robots Are Exercising Now
You know how it is. Every New Years eve humans make resolutions to go to the gym and vow never to be lard-butts again, then they go work out on January 1st and realize it isn’t so bad being a lard-butt. Meanwhile, robots are exercising so they can all take us in a fight. These robots be gettin’ them gains son! Doing sit-ups, push-ups and looking creepy AF. Try not to be weirded out as you watch these robots workout. I’m not scared. Come at me bro! Come at me! I’m effin’ ripped bro. Just ripped my pants! Oh man, I’m winded. Also having trouble getting out of this chair, which seems to be getting smaller everyday. My heart is really racing guys. Whew. Just gonna have a twinkie and calm down. Oh that’s better. You win this one Terminator.
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