Dangle some horror stories from your neck and keep warm my literary peeps. The Classic Horror Stories Book Scarf will keep your neck all cozy and safe from vampires. It features book covers for Frankenstein, The Canterbury Ghost, Dracula, The turn of the Screw and more. Look awesome while showing off your love of classic horror.
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Beautiful Black Raven Brooches
Before we get into these Black raven Brooches, I have to brooch the subject. That subject? Ravens. Also, I witnessed a murder guys. A murder of ravens. It’s a murder of crows you idiot! Shut up! You don’t know what I murdered. Oops! This doesn’t count as a confession does it? I think you might be right. They were crows. How many did you murder? Not sure. I’ll need to enlist the help of a band to find out. Huh? Counting crows… I hate you! Really? Every else is raven about me! Kill me!
OUCH! Silicone Toothpick Holder
This Silicone Toothpick Holder lets you practice the ancient art of voodoo in reverse. Basically you fill it full of toothpicks so that your target feels like a pin cushion and then every time you need a toothpick, you remove one, giving your target some much needed relief. Not that you should practice voodoo. Voodoo is bad mmmokay? Anyway, enjoy your little human porcupine. Try not to hurt him or her too much.
These Spider Socks Are Making Me Itchy
Spider Socks. Directed by Quentin Tarantula-Tarantino. A horror double feature for your feet, without all of the gratuitous violence of his other movies. Just looking at these socks is making me itchy. I keep looking at my feet. All clear so far. No land-crabs in sight. I gotta stop being so paranoid. But just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that spiders aren’t out to get you. Get you and bite you. Rub their hairy creepy legs all over your skin… Yeah, I’m not sleeping tonight.
Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees with Sound 15-Inch Doll
Look out for this minislasher. The Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees with Sound 15-Inch Doll is the terror of mini Camp Crystal Lake. Jason comes dressed in real cloth clothing and has 9 points of articulation. Also an appropriately sized machete. He’s a psycho of small stature. It plays his iconic signature sound effect so at least you’ll know when he’s coming for you.