Gothic Studded Skull Purse – You Go Girl

Gothic Studded Skull Purse - You Go Girl
As you know we love some good old-fashioned creep wear. This Gothic Studded Skull Purse is soooo goth-chic. It’s got studs, (not me, the other kind of stud) a skull, and loads of style. It has a main zip compartment with zipper closure, 2 slip pockets, as well as 1 internal zipper pocket and 1 back zip pocket. It will easily hold a 9.7″ iPad, tablet, or a 10″ and under laptop. It also has plenty of pockets for your notebook/smartphone/wallet and more. This Gothic Studded Skull Purse is roomy too. And I’ll say the same thing I said when I first saw Frankenstein’s face. Nice stitching bro. All I can say is you are gonna look great rocking this accessory. I mean you always look great. You know I think you are beautiful. This can only elevate your good looks and charm.

Victorian Brooch With Skull

Victorian Brooch With Skull
Well, what do we have here? A Victorian Brooch With Skull. But who’s that lady? My my my, you wear it well. You make me want to bone… (up on my fashion). Is she a sexy fortune teller looking for her own fortune? One that comes in the form of a man who writes a certain blog? A stylish gypsy delivering important news that will save the world? A mystic who wants mystick? I’m sorry, that was inappropriate. But I think I’m in love. I have to get a hold of myself. No, not in that way. Get your head out of the gutter. *Slaps myself* That’s better. Let’s talk about that Victorian Brooch. This one-of-a-kind brooch is a statement piece that will get you noticed for sure. The artist calls it morning jewelry and I’m all like, you can’t wear it afternoon? Oh… Mourning. My condolences my lady. I couldn’t help but notice your exceptionally dramatic brooch with the cool skull in it. Now if I might brooch the subject of your place or mine… Can I interest you in this Gothic Raven Brooch? Well, thank you all the same, but I’m perfectly capable of slapping myself thank you very much.

Gothic Skull Lamp Creates A Skull On Your Wall

Gothic Skull Lamp
If you are looking for something to set just the right mood in your home, this Gothic Skull Lamp does just that. It projects a super neat skull on your wall. I have to have this for Halloween, so I can put it somewhere that the kids will see it. This is one of the coolest lamps ever. It has a metallic die-cut geometric skull design that matches with your gothic decor. It goes with everything here at creepbay HQ. We have bats, coffins, skulls, bones, rats, vampires, etc etc, yada yada.

It’s so cool I can’t even wrap my own skull around this Gothic Skull Lamp. It’s just as cool as the nuclear explosion mushroom cloud lamp.

Skull Bubble Gumball Machine

Skull Bubble Gum Machine
As the kids say, “Sick! Look at that drip!” You shouldn’t take candy from strangers. That’s just plain weird. And you definitely should not take candy from this Skull Bubble Gumball Machine. Um. Nope. No way. Not me. This creepy bubble gum vending machine will gladly dispense gum via that long curvy tongue. This is some great Halloween decor. It’s gruesome and full of gum, much like some city streets. Or the underside of the chair that I’m currently sitting on. Hey, I have no where else to put it. Damn. Just look at that gumball on the tip of its tongue. Look at that colorful drip design. If we ever have a zombie plague, this is what the graffiti kids are gonna look like. If that does not come to pass, I promise I’ll go paint some zombies myself, cuz this is just too cool.

I want to put this Skull Bubble Gumball Machine in my living room to scare all of my guests.

Skeleton Car Air Fresheners

Skeleton Car Air Fresheners
Whoa. These Skeleton Car Air Fresheners look awesomely scary and will make your car smell better. You spend so much time in your car it smells nasty. You know who you are. That ride smells like ass and Fritos had a threesome with unwashed taint. Well, these little skeletons will help you class up the joint. And make it stop smelling like a joint, too if you know what I mean. Just pop in a scent tab and put them on your vents. These little homies are riding shotgun and will be with you for all of your adventures. Don’t worry these Skeleton Car Air Fresheners don’t see anything, they don’t say anything and they don’t hear anything. So your secrets are safe. Which means these guys would not have ratted me out that time I picked up a lady of the night who turned out to be a dude of the d**k instead! It’s always good when homies have your back. Speaking of skeletons, check out this Creatures Skeleton ID Chart.