Check out this Plague Doctor Magnet peeps. The plague doctor is better than the preg doctor. Cuz that means you knocked someone up. This cool magnet is going to be perfect for my fridge. It will help to remind me that Ice Cream is the plague. Seriously, it goes straight to my hips and not just cuz I used ice cream that one time to lube my hips up so I could crawl in the doggy door to get more ice cream. The plague doctor is my new diet friend. I like him cuz he says eclairs and potato chips are good for me still. Then he caws like a bird and is off to see his next patient. Anyway thanks. Kay. Bye.
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Flaming Bat Heads – Bat Skull Beeswax Candle Set
I’ve never thought of setting the head of a bat on fire to set some mood lighting, but why the hell not? This Bat Skull Beeswax Candle Set gives you the waxy bat heads you need to get some light up in your belfry. You can choose from a larger or smaller base. *rings the bell for my servant* “Night approaches. Also I forgot to pay the electric bill. Do light the bat heads Jeeves.”
Fun Mezco Toyz Flatzos Horror Plush Toys
Who doesn’t love plush toys? You can hug ’em, snuggle ’em and love ’em. Even when they depict terrifying horror characters. These Mezco Toyz Flatzos Horror Plush Toys are plush toys that are more flattened than usual, but still adorable. The first three toys in the series are Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Chucky. They may be flat, but they have a ton of personality.
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Leather Belt With Gold Plated Skull Belt Buckle
Keep your pants up with this cool Leather Belt With Gold Plated Skull Belt Buckle. It looks pretty awesome and badass. It might be a little too drug-dealer chic, but pair it with a 9mm and a mediterranean tan and it all comes together. Did that belt just poke its eye out? I think it did. This accessory is so badass it’s ass just got a detention. That’s how bad.
Cool Funko POP! 8-Bit Horror Vinyl Figures
These Funko POP! 8-Bit Horror Vinyl Figures are awesome. They’re super-cute Funko POP! versions of Jason and Freddy from their NES games. They will remind you of the hours you spent playing these games. They stand 3 3/4 inches tall, but will tower even taller in your heart.