How would you like to walk down a dark spaceship corridor and see this Alien Xenomorph staring at you? Honestly, I wouldn’t mind as long as he brought some doughnuts. I’d probably eat all of the doughnuts first and then scream. That’s just good manners when someone brings you a gift. At first, I saw all of the green on this figure and I’m like, “Is that boogers? It looks like boogers.” Then I remembered that aliens have green blood and I’m like, “Hmmm. I have flicked a lot of blood on my walls. Even by alien standards.”
Tag: pop vinyl figures
Cool Funko POP! 8-Bit Horror Vinyl Figures
These Funko POP! 8-Bit Horror Vinyl Figures are awesome. They’re super-cute Funko POP! versions of Jason and Freddy from their NES games. They will remind you of the hours you spent playing these games. They stand 3 3/4 inches tall, but will tower even taller in your heart.
Funko Krampus Pops – Not In Your Grocer’s Freezer
Tis the time of year for Krampus, which means that it’s also the time of year for Funko Krampus Pops. Sounds like frozen treats endorsed by the K man, but no, Krampus Pops are cool Pop Vinyl figures of the K man. I call him that cuz of his Ketamine addiction in the 90s. It’s cool, I can talk about it. We tight like that. Anyway, these cool figures come on several varieties and all have the Christmas spirit as only the Kramp-Man can deliver.
8-Bit Horror Villains From Funko
Something wicked this way comes. Shhhhhhhh.It’s my ex-wife. I’m pretending I’m not home. But something cool is also coming. 8-Bit Horror Villains From Funko. This series features Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and a Xenomorph. I can’t wait to see who else they add in the future. I would buy them myself, but the ex-wife just found me and she left with my money. Sad face.