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Cereal Monsters Figures

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Cereal Monsters Figures

Ohhhhh, I love these cool Cereal Monsters Figures. You have Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Boo Berry, all looking stylish with a modern look. These are gonna look good on my breakfast table while I eat the cereal. I’ll just stare at them instead of the box and imagine the awesome adventures that they’re having. I bet they’re planning a heist or assassinating some rival cereal mascot. These guys are amazing. Boo Berry is my favorite.

These Cereal Monsters Figures will look good with my Set Of General Mills Monster Cereals Mugs. I just can’t get enough of these guys. Now I’m hungry for a big bowl of Monster-Mash. That’s all of them in the same bowl.

Playmobil 9312 Take Along Haunted House

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Playmobil 9312 Take Along Haunted House
Probably not the adrenaline rush you get from watching a truly horrific Horror movie, but you’ll get a kick out of playing with the Playmobil 9312 Take Along Haunted House. Okay, the name is a bit of a mouthful and the fact that there’s no actual blood will be good news for folks who just want a light scare. I like the idea of a scared villager exploring a lab with creepy stuff happening all around, myself.

And what do you get to fight all the evil that’s out there trying to get you? A Broom! Not an axe, not a shotgun, or anything remotely effective against the bad guys. A broom. Maybe you are meant to clean up the mess once you are done with the bad guys. There are some other accessories that come with it as well, but no effective weapons. You can also find it here.

Halloween Coffin Crayons Set

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Halloween Coffins Crayons Set
Crayons that are made to look like little coffins; and you thought YOUR kid was weird! When I say coffins, they actually come complete with an image of a corpse lying inside and a lid. So, yeah, coffins. With a stiff. It doesn’t get spookier than that. The set comes in a wide variety of colors from which you can choose from. Coming in at around two and a half inches tall, these non-toxic crayons are made from recycled Crayola material which is good news for the environment. Bad news for little Timmy creeping out the other kids. This Coffin Crayons Set is just weird. Like Timmy.

Friday the 13th Part VII Jason Voorhees Jack-in-the-Box

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Friday the 13th Part VII Jason Voorhees Jack-in-the-Box
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood was a scary-ass movie. The murderous psychopath, Jason Voorhees is the star after all. There is something eerie that draws us to the heartless monster that hacks them up into bits. This Friday the 13th Part VII Jason Voorhees Jack-in-the-Box features a well sculpted 14 inch Jason Voorhees burst in his trademark cracked hockey mask. When you pop it out, it will scare the hell out of you. It is a worthy addition to any movie-themed collection.

Bigfoot Action Figure – Eh, Could Be Bigger

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Bigfoot Action Figure
Big feet require a big action figure. Big feet is what the Bigfoot Action Figure is all about. He’s a real American hero. This hairy dude stands 7.25″ tall and is articulated for some awesome Bigfoot-posing action. Pose him how he was in the Patterson film. Pose him how he was when your cousin Jethro spotted him carrying off the family goat. Pose him like he’s taking a sasquatch in the woods and his stomach is all in knots cuz he has diarrhea. It’s all good.