Bats! When you care enough to send the very best! These Bat Goth Cards are perfect for any occasion: Graduating mortician school, becoming head witch of your coven, celebrating a new line of black lipstick and more. There’s always an excuse to send bats! I’m hoping I get some in the mail today myself. Send me bats and you are a friend for life.
Tag: bats
Halloween Wall Bats Look Amazing
Holy guano, that’s a lot of bats! These Halloween Wall Bats are awesome. They’re perfect for Halloween of course, but they look great on your walls year round. They look like they are really flying all over the place. These are enough bats to drive you batty. You’ll get all the fun of bats without all of the cleanup.
Gothic Bats Kimono
This Gothic Bats Kimono can turn an innocent white dress into something edgy that screams “Unleash the bats.” The sleeves, the tiny stars, moons, and bats are all made using lace. This kimono cardigan can also be worn over your swimsuit if you are going for something gothic as you enjoy an afternoon at the beach. You’ll make the beach batty. Betty got Batty at the beach, biatch!
Customizable Green and Gold Bat Tea Set
Tea time just is about to get all batty up in here. This Green and Gold Bat Tea Set is at home on the Addams Family table, the Munsters, or your own. One lump or two? Two, please. Is this creamer or guano? You probably shouldn’t have actual bats on a chandelier above the table. Na na na na na… Batttttt teaaaaaaa!
Cool Batwing Fan Blades
I need these Batwing Fan Blades in my belfry. Too bad I don’t have some bats that can hang from these when the fan is off. Cuz then I could turn it on and surprise them. Nah. I would never hurt a bat. You know why you need these fan blades in the summer? Cuz Dra-cool-ya. Get it? Dracula? Bat wings? Cool ya? Wow, tough room. Also, lame joke.