What else are you going to hang in your belfry? These Vampire Bat String Lights are luminescent bats that you can hang anywhere. Why wouldn’t you? These lights are sweet! I’mma make my house look like some techo-castle with glowing bats flying all over the place. Like TRON, but with bats. Which is an awesome Hollywood pitch by the way. BAT-TRON! Somebody get my agent on the phone. Somebody get me an agent! Wait, you got me a travel agent. No, I don’t want to winter in the Bahamas, but will you read my script?
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Evil Clown String Lights
Not enough evil clowns in your life? Decorate your home with these Evil Clown String Lights. Can you hear them laughing? Stop laughing at me! Stop! *Covers ears.* Why do you torment me? Why? What happened to your front tooth? Leave me alone! *Falls to knees and starts crying. Microwave dings!*
Oh….Hot Pockets. Check you later psycho telepathic clowns! Nom nom nom.
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Creepy Baby Doll Head String Lights
Etsy seller PrimAndGrim obviously has a real soft spot for making weird stuff. You know who else has a soft spot? Each one of those baby dolls. That’s where she jammed the lights into their heads. Now she probably hangs this string of brightly lit, decapitated rugrats up in her studio and performs weird Etsy rituals that summon buyers who have a taste for the strange.
I had a taste for the strange once. Wife solved that by clubbing me over the head a few hundred times. Now I only have eyes for her. That was a bonus true love story. Now I have a soft spot too.
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