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Halloween Night Light – Custom VHS Tape Lamps

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Halloween Night Light - Custom VHS Tape Lamps

Check out this Halloween Night Light. Etsy seller Footeprintsandmore makes custom horror VHS tapes that are also little lamps. It is the perfect decoration for fans of Halloween the holiday and the movie. This will look great to light up your movie collection. You know what the best thing is? No one is going to tell you to please kind and rewind. I’ll rewind when and if I damn well feel like it. And you know what else? I’m keeping this tape for another month. *Comes back a month later to return the tape* What do you mean I owe you $778.00? You know what? I’m keeping it for another month. Or I might just make a cool Halloween night light out of it.

Also check out these crazy custom horror movie VHS tapes.

This Steak Is Made Entirely Out Of Tape

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This Steak Is Made Entirely Out Of Tape
This Steak Is Made Entirely Out Of Tape. That really ticks me off cuz it made me hungry. If I want a steak made of tape I’ll just let my wife cook tonight. It will taste like chewing on tape, plus it will probably give me a tape worm that I have to feed for like a year while it lays eggs in my gut.

This steak looks pretty realistic and unlike my wife’s it actually looks edible. I’m gonna show her this and tell her that’s what a steak should look like. It shouldn’t look like an off color turkey with atomic acne, all laced up with a shoelace. Damn I’m hungry!

This Is Spinal Tape

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this is spinal tape
This is…Spinal Tape! Now you can give your packages and other taped items some backbone. Also, I can tape this to the back of my shirt whenever my wife says, “Grow a backbone!” Ha. I have one now.

Now you can stick a spine anywhere. I’m gonna stick it all over my house so it looks like it is made of bones, paint it so it glows, then turn out all of the lights and watch the magic happen.