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VHS Horror Movie Rug

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VHS Horror Movie Rug

This VHS Horror Movie Rug is sweet. All of my favorites are here. Friday the 13th. Scream. Child’s Play. Nightmare On Elm Street. This rug will bring back memories of all of your VHS favorites. Here’s an idea. Put on this blindfold. Now I’m going to spin you around and you walk on the rug. Whatever you land on, that’s what we are watching tonight. Oh man! You walked past the VHS Horror Movie rug and stepped in some cat puke. I guess you’re watching the cats tonight while I go to the movies.

This Horror Movie Word Search will keep you company. Laterz!

Halloween Night Light – Custom VHS Tape Lamps

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Halloween Night Light - Custom VHS Tape Lamps

Check out this Halloween Night Light. Etsy seller Footeprintsandmore makes custom horror VHS tapes that are also little lamps. It is the perfect decoration for fans of Halloween the holiday and the movie. This will look great to light up your movie collection. You know what the best thing is? No one is going to tell you to please kind and rewind. I’ll rewind when and if I damn well feel like it. And you know what else? I’m keeping this tape for another month. *Comes back a month later to return the tape* What do you mean I owe you $778.00? You know what? I’m keeping it for another month. Or I might just make a cool Halloween night light out of it.

Also check out these crazy custom horror movie VHS tapes.

Horror Movie VHS Pillows

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Horror Movie VHS Pillows
Be kind. Rewind. Hell no. I fast forwarded every VHS tape I ever rented. Take that, now defunct and obsolete media! These Horror Movie VHS Pillows are much better than renting movies on VHS. There’s no rewinding, no grainy picture, just you cuddling up with a horror movie in a super soft VHS format. Rest your head on a movie about the undead. Rest your butt on a movie about a serial killer nut.

Custom Horror-Themed VCRs

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Custom Horror-Themed VCRs
Who still uses VCRs? This guy! Artist and VHS horror movie collector Sorce122 makes custom-painted horror-themed VCRs. Heh! Sucker. Get with the times. What? He sells them for $70 each? Probably more now that Creepbay is giving him some extra exposure. They look pretty damn good too.

He probably got the idea because his VCR went all Texas Chainsaw Massacre on his tape one day. Most of us upgrade to a DVD player at that point. Not this guy. And for that I salute you sir. I shall always be kind and rewind, in your honor. No I won’t. I’m all about going forward, not backward.
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Pac-Man Coffee Table Made From Old VHS Tapes

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pac-man vhs tableCheck out this awesome Pac-Man Coffee table. I’m gonna set my energy drink right there in the corner where the power pellet should be. Then when I drink it, I’mma go all crazy up in here and start chomping ghosts. And by ghosts, I mean Hot Pockets, because Hot Pockets is delicious.

I see what you did there, using the back of those VHS tapes as the dots. Pretty clever. Next time just crop your feet out da pic. I’m trying to enjoy a Pac-Man table and now all I can think about is that phantom foot. It’s like the 5th ghost. Does not belong! Anyway, it’s a pretty clever table. Take that $995. from my Waka Waka Wallet and deliver it pronto good seller.
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