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Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck

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Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck

Is it a myth or a monster? I don’t know, but whatever it is, it scares the hell out of me either way. Then again I scream when a bug gets too close. Anyway, this Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck has some amazing art and also some amazing monsters. Of course. This tarot card deck brings mythical beings from throughout history to life in oracle form. You got your vampire, zombies, bogeyman, Jackalope and many more. All looking amazing. Look at that awesome art! I’m gonna battle my Centaur against your giant! But oh no! Here comes the Bogeyman and he brought a Vampire with him. Why you son of a Jackalope! *Screams like a banshee and flips the table before running away* What do you mean we were playing it wrong? Oh. Well no wonder I lost. Let’s go again. I’ll forgive your outburst. Deal me in bro! I’m gonna go mythological on you ass.

 

If you like this Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck, and why wouldn’t you, the Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck is another sweet deck for tarot card fans. I loved these sets. I’m gonna have to add this to the collection. Its a monster of a set.

Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck

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Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck

I’m questioning the authenticity of this Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck, because my ex wives are nowhere to be seen. Neither is Samantha from Bewitched, but then again those are the only witches I’m familiar with. Well, those and the Witches of Eastwick. Oh yeah, those chicks from Charmed. How could I forget that trio. Anyway, this cool Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck features legendary witches and goddesses like Circe, Brigid, Hekate, Diana, Athena and more. This deck has some amazing artwork. Who wants to give me a reading?

Funny story. I call my neighbor the wicked witch of the west because she’s west of me. EAST SIDE! EAST SIDE! *gang signs* I didn’t touch your damn roses lady. I haven’t had a reading since I bought this Santa Muerte Book Of The Dead Tarot Card Deck, which also has some amazing art. In that reading the cards told me that I was about to meet a handsome stranger and I would instantly fall in love. I didn’t believe it, but as soon as got up from the table, I caught a glimpse in the mirror and it was love at first sight. Dreams really do come true.

Santa Muerte Book Of The Dead Tarot Card Deck

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Santa Muerte Book Of The Dead Tarot Card Deck
Santa Muerte? Is that like Santa Claus? Do I get presents? Do I have to wear a tacky sweater? Nah. This Santa Muerte Book Of The Dead Tarot Card Deck is a powerful tool for working with the mysticism associated with the Day of the Dead and Santa Muerte. Deal me in and give me a reading. *Throws poker chips on the table* I call. What do you mean I can’t call? Fine, I’ll bluff instead. No? Fine, I fold.

Vampyres Tarot Card Deck

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Vampyres Tarot Card Deck
This Vampyres Tarot Card Deck is full of vampires. Apparently it’s made by vampires, for vampires. Which probably means that the death card is replaced by garlic. Use these as a tool to divine the future. If you are a creature of the night, use them to determine where your next meal is coming from and who it may be. I hope it’s not me. I eat garlic every night, just so you know. I also wear like ten crosses on me at all times and carry a stake. Wait, I spelled that wrong. I carry a steak. I’m always hungry.

Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards Set

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Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards
These Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards are decks. For the dead. Obviously death is the theme. Personally I don’t do tarot readings for the dead since they usually get the carpet all muddy and wormy. Plus, it’s always the same. “Yeah, which card did you think would come up? You are dead after all. Which reminds me, why are you not in the ground? And I think you dropped your jaw. Right there on the floor. Also a hand.”
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