Has your soul grown so dark, you can spend an entire night watching spine-tingling horror films and still sleep nightmare-free? Join the club! These Gothic Vampire candles should help set the mood for a ‘night in’ watching some scary films. They can also help you spook the crap out of kids who come to your house on Halloween (or pretty much any day you choose to frighten people who come to your home at night). You can choose your candles based on your favorite Gothic character from the horror films.
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Vampyres Tarot Card Deck
This Vampyres Tarot Card Deck is full of vampires. Apparently it’s made by vampires, for vampires. Which probably means that the death card is replaced by garlic. Use these as a tool to divine the future. If you are a creature of the night, use them to determine where your next meal is coming from and who it may be. I hope it’s not me. I eat garlic every night, just so you know. I also wear like ten crosses on me at all times and carry a stake. Wait, I spelled that wrong. I carry a steak. I’m always hungry.
Beware of Vampires and Zombies Pillows
Looks at my bed and notices the Beware of Vampires and Zombies Pillows. Looks under the bed, in the closet, out the window. Well hell, I don’t see either of those things,so I guess I’m safe. Gets in bed. Oh, it feels so warm and cozy. Vampire erupts from within my bed, followed by a Zombie. They stand there half out of my mattress and look at each other and then grab me so they can take me to their in-the-bed hell-world. WHY DID I NOT HEED THE WARNINGS?
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Action Horror Coloring Book – Vampires vs Werewolves vs Zombies
The Action Horror Coloring Book – Vampires vs Werewolves vs Zombies is a real mouthful to say, but it gives you 30 hand drawn images to color anyway you want. Maybe you want a pink zombie attacking a green werewolf. Maybe you want a vampire with blue hair like your grandma’s. Maybe you want a vampire and a werewolf to fight while wearing bikinis. Whatever. I don’t judge. Whatever floats your weird-ass boat.
All I know is that adults are coloring now and it is socially acceptable, so I no longer have to hide in the basement when I do it. So if you see a pasty dude outside, clutching crayons in one hand and shielding his eyes from the sun with the other, that’s just me. I may see my shadow and run back inside. If I do, that means six more weeks of social awkwardness.
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Gothic Vampire Hunter’s Dollhouse
Sweet! Now I have a place for my vampire hunting dolls. What? Of course Ken can be a Vampire hunter. He’s gotta do something when Barbie is home all day acting like a diva. Check out the video below. This Gothic Vampire Hunter’s Dollhouse is fully decorated and ready for your dolls to move in. If it was bigger, I would move in. And be the best damn Vampire hunter I could be. Which is easy cuz there’s no Vampires here. Already did my job! Cuz I rock.
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