Indigestion By Cyriak

Indigestion By Cyriak
I’mma need some Tums after watching this freaky and trippy video. It shows off a bunch of creepy mutants that live inside your digestive system. Many of which have teeth. I don’t feel so good. Now I have a stomach ache and I’m feeling all freaky. Thanks, Cyriak.
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Color Changing Mushroom Night Light

etsy color changing mushroom night light
This Color Changing Mushroom Night Light will make it seem like you are tripping balls, when in fact, you are tripping the light fantastic. I have no idea what that means. And that’s okay. Everything is okay as long as I float within the void. Watching monkey-faced mermaids swim past me. It’s all good. I’m floating closer to the happy trees now. There is a lake. Sooooo relaxing.

Wait. That lake is a giant mouth full of Cthulhu teeth, each one slapping it’s tentacles to whip the drooling saliva off the others. The giant tongue is lashing toward me-

*Wakes up breathing heavy.* Thank god I don’t do drugs. I wonder what makes me dream like that every night and makes me a nervous wreck. Oh well. Goodnight color change mushroom night light.
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