Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Color Changing String Lights

Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Color Changing String Lights
After the festivities of your Day of the Dead celebration, continue through the night with these Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Color Changing String Lights. Night of the dead yall! It’s getting lit in here! As in a bunch of small skulls. This will keep the party going.

Color Changing UFO Mug Shows Cow Abduction

Color Changing UFO Mug Shows Cow Abduction
This Color Changing UFO Mug shows a cow abduction in progress when you add hot liquid. It’s a cautionary mug. Especially if you’re a cow. A good reminder to get your eyes off of that smartphone and look up. Cuz you never know when they are coming for you. Like I always say, “Keep your eyes peeled so’s your butt don’t have to heal.” Words to live by. I also say, “Look to the stars, while they’re looking toward Uranus!”

Color Changing Realistic Organs – Heart And Brain

Color Changing Realistic Organs
There’s nothing quite like some Color Changing Realistic Organs to decorate the old homestead.Or is that homes-dead? These realistic organs light up and change color in the dark, making them the perfect scary nightlights. You can choose a Brain or a Heart. My brain is all aglow for these pieces of organ lighting. That’s one way to fire up your neurons and turn on your heart light. Screw you Neil Diamond. Now that song is in my head.
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Day Of The Dead Skull Faces Mini LED Color Changing Lamp

Day Of The Dead Skull Faces Mini LED Color Changing Lamp
Is it the Day of The Dead already? That would explain that rotting zombie at the ATM machine that I had to decapitate with a shovel. It would also explain why my trip to Target was like black friday on acid. Well, time to get my survival gear ready and head out to the mountains, where I will spend my days keeping an eye out for zombies and my nights, reading by this cool Day Of The Dead Skull Faces Mini LED Color Changing Lamp.

Until one night when I fall asleep early and find a zombie gnawing on my arm. Bad zombie! Bad! *hits it in the nose with newspaper. Then when I see it won’t be trained as a pet, blows it’s head off.*

Color Changing Mushroom Night Light

etsy color changing mushroom night light
This Color Changing Mushroom Night Light will make it seem like you are tripping balls, when in fact, you are tripping the light fantastic. I have no idea what that means. And that’s okay. Everything is okay as long as I float within the void. Watching monkey-faced mermaids swim past me. It’s all good. I’m floating closer to the happy trees now. There is a lake. Sooooo relaxing.

Wait. That lake is a giant mouth full of Cthulhu teeth, each one slapping it’s tentacles to whip the drooling saliva off the others. The giant tongue is lashing toward me-

*Wakes up breathing heavy.* Thank god I don’t do drugs. I wonder what makes me dream like that every night and makes me a nervous wreck. Oh well. Goodnight color change mushroom night light.
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