The seller of this vintage football says that it looks like E.T. I think it looks like Stewie Griffin. Now the prophecy is at hand! Somewhere, a small child is planning to take over the world.
It is just $2.
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This here knife is why it doesn’t pay to go all Indiana Jones and dig for buried treasure. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? More like Indiana Jones and the Tetanus shot. This evil knife is just waiting to slice somebody and kill them dead. See that face? That’s the ancient Mayan face of the knife-wielding God I’Cut’U’N’Laf’a’lot. He finds this stuff hilarious. The worst part is, after this thing cuts you, it will just lay there and stare at you. Only $99. on Ebay.
One more image after the break. My God…It’s full of rust.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t put Humpty together again. Maybe that’s because all of the kings horses and all the kings men were a bunch of egg beaters that get off on hurting and bullying beings of the incredible-edible variety until they look like the cracked, withered and beaten mess you see here.
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