You have to be really really good at carving to create such a detailed carving of Cthulhu from a watermelon. But the question that lingers is why Valeriano Fatica even bothers calling it a tutorial (for most of us mere mortals). Nevertheless, if you are good with your hands and know your way around a carving knife, you can actually come up with some kickass watermelon carvings of your own. Instead of the normal pumpkin carvings everyone seems to be obsessed with. Stick a light in it and you have a red-eyed monster to behold.
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The Watermelon Skirt: Hey, Nice Be-Rind
I’ve never seen a pair of watermelons crawling through the grass like that. Don’t worry, I won’t tell Gallagher. These watermelons look nice and ripe and have super nice rinds. Wait, it’s a female! Wearing a watermelon skirt. Good thing you got up. Slithering through the grass like that, your rump looked like two ripe melons walking down the aisle.
I still stand by what I said. You have a nice be-rind. And that’s coming from a guy who prefers the seedless variety.