Cherry Skull Earrings

Cherry Skull Earrings

These Cherry Skull Earrings are dripping from cuteness. Not blood. But if they were I would still like them. Imagine if cherry skulls grew in your garden. This is what they would look like. With more dirt of course. Just the right amount of creepy and cute. Did I cherry pick these to show you? Maybe. Better cherry up and grab these before they’re gone. You girls are going to look sexy rocking these Cherry Skull Earrings.

They are a just little classier than these Tongue Earrings. But it’s all a matter of taste. Get it? Zing! That was a good one.

The Watermelon Skirt: Hey, Nice Be-Rind

watermelon skirt
I’ve never seen a pair of watermelons crawling through the grass like that. Don’t worry, I won’t tell Gallagher. These watermelons look nice and ripe and have super nice rinds. Wait, it’s a female! Wearing a watermelon skirt. Good thing you got up. Slithering through the grass like that, your rump looked like two ripe melons walking down the aisle.

I still stand by what I said. You have a nice be-rind. And that’s coming from a guy who prefers the seedless variety.

Classic Monster Dishware

Classic Monster Dishware
This monster dishware from wigoutgraphics is pretty cool. You can serve up monster themed food on them (I’m assuming) like The Creature from the Black Legumes, Frankenstein Franks, even Wolfman Waffles. It’s always a party when you have monster dishware. A monster mash! C’mon you knew that was coming. Oh, that’s awesome. Monster Mashed potatoes!

Classic Monster Dishware

Classic Monster Dishware

Classic Monster Dishware